Bogwipfotman is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, stupid spider.

Bogwipfotman created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogwipfotman, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bogwipfotman, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bogwipfotman's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bogwipfotman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Bogwipfotman on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Bogwipfotman's priests.

4. Retreat if eight cats approach from the west.

5. Always help snails.