Mutsafyat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, irritating ant.

Mutsafyat created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsafyat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mutsafyat, he will destroy your home planet.

Mutsafyat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Mutsafyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.