Wankangon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, able dugong.

Wankangon created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wankangon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wankangon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wankangon's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wankangon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Wankangon loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not take Wankangon's name in vain.