Quatlipdon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish bat.

Quatlipdon created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatlipdon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quatlipdon, she will turn you into a goat.

Quatlipdon's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quatlipdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of capybaras.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Quatlipdon loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.