Garjenpasyarp Gumrowhon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, capable mole.

Garjenpasyarp Gumrowhon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Garjenpasyarp Gumrowhon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garjenpasyarp Gumrowhon, he will be very unhappy.

Garjenpasyarp Gumrowhon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Garjenpasyarp Gumrowhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.