Dadyarbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying pig.

Dadyarbut created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadyarbut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadyarbut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dadyarbut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dadyarbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Worship no other gods but Dadyarbut.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.