Babcedfon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental duck.

Babcedfon created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Babcedfon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babcedfon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Babcedfon's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Babcedfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to goats while wearing ear rings.

2. Put Babcedfon first in all things.

3. Always help tapirs.

4. Never feed strawberries to seals while wearing blue kilts.

5. Do not chop down trees.