Pongofrul is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast rhinoceros.

Pongofrul created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Pongofrul, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pongofrul, he will turn you into a tree.

Pongofrul's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pongofrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Worship no other gods but Pongofrul.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.