Yogarmmadtar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful squid.

Yogarmmadtar created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogarmmadtar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yogarmmadtar, she will throw large rocks at you.

Yogarmmadtar's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yogarmmadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Yogarmmadtar in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yogarmmadtar on top of all buildings.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Do not kill horses.