Butdudrotmonstip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud scorpion.

Butdudrotmonstip created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butdudrotmonstip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Butdudrotmonstip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Butdudrotmonstip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Butdudrotmonstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Butdudrotmonstip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near seals while wearing purple corsets and balancing five tin spheres on your feet.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.