Gadsakveen Mongepkap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing meerkat.

Gadsakveen Mongepkap created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadsakveen Mongepkap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadsakveen Mongepkap, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gadsakveen Mongepkap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gadsakveen Mongepkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gadsakveen Mongepkap in the centre of the settlement.