Rilldaddin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental butterfly.

Rilldaddin created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldaddin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rilldaddin, he will turn you into a snail.

Rilldaddin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rilldaddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing blue trousers and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never sprint near snakes.