Gemflanontbenominmob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, clever newt.

Gemflanontbenominmob created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemflanontbenominmob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gemflanontbenominmob, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gemflanontbenominmob's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gemflanontbenominmob's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never sprint near hamsters.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.