Busvolruttzak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured frog.

Busvolruttzak created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busvolruttzak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Busvolruttzak, he will turn you into a puffin.

Busvolruttzak's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Busvolruttzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing cyan corsets.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Hide from indigo ducks for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.