Mitcemsin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, loving rat.

Mitcemsin created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitcemsin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mitcemsin, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mitcemsin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mitcemsin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.

3. Never feed wheat to snakes while wearing shorts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must pray to Mitcemsin nine times a day.