Sasdibrut Cebcidbedhig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, humane unicorn.

Sasdibrut Cebcidbedhig created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdibrut Cebcidbedhig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sasdibrut Cebcidbedhig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sasdibrut Cebcidbedhig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sasdibrut Cebcidbedhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Sasdibrut Cebcidbedhig loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Hide if nine seals approach from the east.