Hubsakhas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty lizard.

Hubsakhas created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsakhas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubsakhas, it will remove you from existence.

Hubsakhas' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hubsakhas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hubsakhas five times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about comets.

5. You must love Hubsakhas.