Piddossas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, weak lizard.

Piddossas created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Piddossas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Piddossas, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Piddossas' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Piddossas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the north.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never talk about dolphins.