Tipbedripdam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, irritating lion.

Tipbedripdam created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tipbedripdam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipbedripdam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tipbedripdam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tipbedripdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to eagles while wearing shorts.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shave your hands.