Yaklendub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, prudent narwhal.

Yaklendub created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaklendub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yaklendub, it will turn you into a duck.

Yaklendub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yaklendub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. You must pray to Yaklendub seven times a day.