Xenbepmin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, effective warg.

Xenbepmin created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbepmin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xenbepmin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xenbepmin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Xenbepmin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Xenbepmin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Erect seven tin sculptures of Xenbepmin on top of important buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.