Hanstikfebcaprapwadtom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent guinea pig.

Hanstikfebcaprapwadtom created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanstikfebcaprapwadtom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hanstikfebcaprapwadtom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hanstikfebcaprapwadtom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hanstikfebcaprapwadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shirts.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hanstikfebcaprapwadtom.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt bats.