Getjighabdud is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless fish.

Getjighabdud created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getjighabdud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Getjighabdud, it will manifest in front of you.

Getjighabdud's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Getjighabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near grasshopers.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Getjighabdud in the centre of the settlement.