Sagrowbapflis is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, smart slug.

Sagrowbapflis created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Sagrowbapflis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sagrowbapflis, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sagrowbapflis' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sagrowbapflis' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sagrowbapflis five times a day.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sagrowbapflis.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.