Barnlabbamgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic wasp.

Barnlabbamgup created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnlabbamgup, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Barnlabbamgup, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Barnlabbamgup's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Barnlabbamgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Barnlabbamgup on top of all buildings.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.