Kadtagzed is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful mole.

Kadtagzed created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadtagzed, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kadtagzed, she will come to you in dreams.

Kadtagzed's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kadtagzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.