Niltailzim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying dryad.

Niltailzim created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niltailzim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Niltailzim, it will not care.

Niltailzim's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Niltailzim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to capybaras while wearing blue hats.

4. Hide if six mice approach from the north.

5. Hide from violet monkeys for they are unholy.