Nartbastdud Stafpibkadkom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented fairy.

Nartbastdud Stafpibkadkom created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartbastdud Stafpibkadkom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nartbastdud Stafpibkadkom, it will not invite you to parties.

Nartbastdud Stafpibkadkom's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nartbastdud Stafpibkadkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always wear yellow.