Bossyarsug is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ruthless guinea pig.

Bossyarsug created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossyarsug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bossyarsug, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bossyarsug's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bossyarsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Never talk about fire.