Lidrilbum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, proud jellyfish.

Lidrilbum created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidrilbum, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidrilbum, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lidrilbum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lidrilbum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve voles, for they are unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never jump in the presence of doves.