Yatquilldud is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omniscient gerbil.

Yatquilldud created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatquilldud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yatquilldud, he will send you a sign.

Yatquilldud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yatquilldud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.