Japyataf is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive ant.

Japyataf created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Japyataf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Japyataf, it will have a low opinion of you.

Japyataf's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Japyataf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not take Japyataf's name in vain.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Always help sick porpoises.