Appvanpadstragfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic snake.

Appvanpadstragfob created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Appvanpadstragfob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Appvanpadstragfob, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Appvanpadstragfob's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Appvanpadstragfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not keep eight geese in a large pit.

3. Never feed figs to goats while wearing shirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.