Shavbotkin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain fairy.

Shavbotkin created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbotkin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Shavbotkin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Shavbotkin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Shavbotkin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Shavbotkin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Shavbotkin on top of all buildings.

5. Fast once a month.