Migwiptenladnigwanlargfud Hadtitgov is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, omniscient donkey.

Migwiptenladnigwanlargfud Hadtitgov created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migwiptenladnigwanlargfud Hadtitgov, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Migwiptenladnigwanlargfud Hadtitgov, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Migwiptenladnigwanlargfud Hadtitgov's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Migwiptenladnigwanlargfud Hadtitgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near birds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Always look after injured shrews.