Pidquagcan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, uncaring cat.

Pidquagcan created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Pidquagcan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pidquagcan, she will turn you into a slug.

Pidquagcan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Pidquagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Worship no other gods but Pidquagcan.

5. Always help sick pigs.