Nuttrul is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish mole.

Nuttrul created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrul, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nuttrul, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nuttrul's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nuttrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.