Gepsatbif is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent bat.

Gepsatbif created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepsatbif, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepsatbif, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gepsatbif's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gepsatbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away from green mites, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.