Sandgighab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, wise parrot.

Sandgighab created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgighab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sandgighab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sandgighab's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sandgighab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandgighab.

5. Never play with disobedient children.