Larnhatpadvegsogarm is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent
wren.
Larnhatpadvegsogarm created Asia nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larnhatpadvegsogarm, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Larnhatpadvegsogarm, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Larnhatpadvegsogarm's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Larnhatpadvegsogarm's Holy Commandments1. Never feed corn to porpoises while wearing dresses.
2. Never hurt frogs.
3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.