Abjipapp Mipbadcub Dubnarlzod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish centaur.

Abjipapp Mipbadcub Dubnarlzod created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abjipapp Mipbadcub Dubnarlzod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Abjipapp Mipbadcub Dubnarlzod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Abjipapp Mipbadcub Dubnarlzod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Abjipapp Mipbadcub Dubnarlzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never leap in the presence of bats.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Do not stand on grass.