Fabgad Taryikdimbus Arfstikjad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless hydra.

Fabgad Taryikdimbus Arfstikjad created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabgad Taryikdimbus Arfstikjad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabgad Taryikdimbus Arfstikjad, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fabgad Taryikdimbus Arfstikjad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fabgad Taryikdimbus Arfstikjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Fabgad Taryikdimbus Arfstikjad first in all things.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Fabgad Taryikdimbus Arfstikjad loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.