Kombopyam Fagjenart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud shrew.

Kombopyam Fagjenart created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombopyam Fagjenart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kombopyam Fagjenart, she will be very unhappy.

Kombopyam Fagjenart's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kombopyam Fagjenart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.