Handusstim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong rhinoceros.

Handusstim created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Handusstim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Handusstim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Handusstim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Handusstim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shave your chest.