Nadcunhud is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, contented dragon.

Nadcunhud created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcunhud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadcunhud, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nadcunhud's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nadcunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.