Flabmab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate badger.

Flabmab created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabmab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabmab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Flabmab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Flabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.