Tammilhak Feblinrig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable horse.

Tammilhak Feblinrig created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tammilhak Feblinrig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tammilhak Feblinrig, she will turn you into a duck.

Tammilhak Feblinrig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tammilhak Feblinrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help sick gulls.