Weggodart is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless horse.

Weggodart created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weggodart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weggodart, it will turn you into a dog.

Weggodart's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Weggodart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to squirrels while wearing brown shorts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.

5. Do not covet oxen.