Hanhubkin Babtitbud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able bat.

Hanhubkin Babtitbud created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanhubkin Babtitbud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hanhubkin Babtitbud, she will not care.

Hanhubkin Babtitbud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hanhubkin Babtitbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.