Nuttcidbog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust skunk.

Nuttcidbog created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcidbog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttcidbog, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nuttcidbog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nuttcidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if three ducks approach from the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.